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Another #FAIL

“Give me yesterday’s bread, this day’s flesh, and last year’s cider.” – Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard’s Almanac

My Uncle came for a weekend visit this summer with my Dad.  They are great house guests because they like to have drinks, and eat, and watch The Masters.

While on their visit, my Uncle mentioned that my aunt bakes her own bread and has several “levains” she has begun and uses to make sourdough bread.   One of those involving grapes from a Napa Valley vineyard.  I know…awesome.

So, to my Uncle and Aunt….I apologize.  You have a gift I do not.

Using this guide as well as this guide and the advice contained in The Joy of Cooking I attempted my own sourdough levain.  More commonly called a “starter”.  I’m no Alton Brown, but the process involves letting yeast, water, and flour ferment while “feeding” it with additional flour and water.  When the levain develops the proper flavors, its ready to be used as a base for bread.

At least that’s how it’s supposed to go.

Attempt #1:

Okay...let's try this again

And yes, I do own a trout shaped spoon rest.

Attempt #2:

Good so far....

Then….

Annnnd...nothing is happening.

Nothing.  Attempt #2 did not change.  Nothing happened.  No bubbling, so frothing, no expanding.  Huh. (scratches head)

Attempt #3:

Attempt #3 started well.  On day 2 it had a little bit of a yeasty smell….and then another day or two, it started to smell sour…sort of like booze (which according to my Facebook friends,  is what you’re going for).  Then….

It turned black.  No seriously.  The “hooch” portion (the liquidy stuff) turned a dark bluish black.  It. Was. Nasty.  I think that a freakishly hot day made it too hot in our kitchen….

…or something like that.  It was too gross for a photo.  Trust me.

So,  after three valiant tries, I felt entitled to cross “Sourdough Bread” off the list.  A girl can only endure so much.

But I’m still curious as to what I was missing.  Part of me thinks that I simply lack the patience to give the starter the attention it needs.   Any tricks I missed?  Anyone out there had trouble with this?

In the meantime, I will stick to the lovely sourdough at my local bakery.  They  have the process down pat.  Well, the bakery and my Aunt.

xoxo Flyover Foodie

p.s. Only 3 items left on the list!! Get ready to make suggestions…we have a new list to form!

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A Temporary (?!) Tragedy

“I would give all my fame for a pot of ale.” – Shakespeare’s Henry V

People say that things are always in the last place you look.  Which makes sense because if something is lost, and you find it, why would you keep looking?

Currently, I am looking for a wayward memory card.  And clearly, I have not reached the proverbial “last place”.

As you’ve probably figured out, that leaves me sans photos for several of my upcoming posts.  Ok, more than several….more like 6.  Or my state fair pics.  Or the lobster pics.  Worst. Blogger. Ever.

I’m borderline distraught.  I’m searching for another 24 hours and then I’m coming up with a creative solution.  Microsoft paint anyone?

This is worse than ketchup on a brat.

Sad Face,

Flyover Foodie