Just a quick update before I head off to my annual foray into overeating….
My yearly tradition of competitive eating….
My yearly spike of sodium and caloric intake….
The Eat A Thon.
I get weirdly nervous before this competition every year. But we’re only a few hours out….so I’m ready to get in the mindset of eating some serious wings (for a good cause). So here we go…time for some motivational trash talking:
You are going down, Wings. Just think just because you’re an appetizer I won’t annihilate you and all your friends? Wrong. You’re not even a tough appetizer: not wrapped in bacon. No toothpick required. You’re only a breath away from chicken strips and you know who eats chicken strips? Little kids.
So don’t think your so tough, stacked up in a big pile hot from the fryer. You’re all sauce and suckage, Wings. I am going to eat you like I was born and raised in Buffalo.
Wish me luck!
xoxo Flyover Foodie